My guitar is awesome. Apparently I'm really good at playing it.
Lately, some people have come up to me and told me they've heard I'm good at guitar. That's nice and all, but I have no idea how they would know that. I think I'll come up with some theories.
1. The guitar god Jimi Hendrix has blessed me, and through divine intervention I'm really that good.
2. These days, all people know are Guitar Hero and Rock Band, so when someone can actually play the guitar, they freak out.
3. I guess if you don't play guitar, you'd think someone that does is pretty cool.
4. I legitimately am the greatest guitar player in the world.
Anyway, I'm out of theories.
Have a glorious day.
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